Someone Woke Up On Christmas Morning & Was Gifted This Legendary Dale Earnhardt Vending Machine

The Christmas gift that tops all other Christmas gifts.

Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas. I don’t know about you, but it seems like we wait all year long for this time of the year – and the big day – to roll around, only for it to fly by once it gets here. The longest I sat down on Christmas Day was for the family dinner… everything else was an absolute blur.

Though I no longer start my Christmas morning by running to the tree to see what Santa brought me, the magic of Christmas is still alive and well. There’s nothing quite like December 25th, and even with the magic mostly being reserved for the kiddos, there’s a man on X (formerly Twitter) that proved to the masses that you can still be blown away by an Christmas gift in adulthood.

Kyle Borg, who based on upon inspection of his social media lives in the Chicago, Illinois area, got an absolutely legendary gift this Christmas. It was so nice that he snapped a picture and shared it with the social media world. The presumed NASCAR fan asked Santa for something that’s rather difficult to get your hands on, and the “Man with the Bag” came through.

Mr. Borg got himself a vintage Dale Earnhardt Coca-Cola vending machine for his garage, and it’s a beauty:

“Santa was very good to me this year. Gonna have to be nice for the rest of my life to even kind of deserve this.”

Can I get a Dale yeah?

That’s the kind of present you wait all your life to get. Imagine getting an ice cold beer out of the Dale Earnhardt vending machine. Simply put, it’s the gift that keeps on giving… all year round (shout out Cousin Eddie). Just the Dale front face (the portion that covers up the front of the vending machine) can go for over $1,000 on Ebay, so like Kyle Borg said, he must have been extra good for Santa to bless him with this.

Social media can’t get enough of it, and the comments below the post range from “living vicariously through Kyle Borg,” to jealous, to just downright happy for the man and his new prized possession:

How high up on the “nice” list were you holy crap this is amazing https://t.co/TklFCCaUtQ

— nascarcasm (@nascarcasm) December 26, 2025

That’s a great find. Looks like it’s pretty mint.

— PikaDroo (@PikaDroo) December 26, 2025

I would probably cry for 2-3 days straight https://t.co/8qVx8YuMlC

— david (@fvtfvck) December 26, 2025

I’ve never been this jealous of anyone before

— CB (@ChiroCam) December 26, 2025

I need you to fill this with every American domestic beer

— Smiling Hokies (@hokiepillow) December 26, 2025

There were two. You have been gifted the “Hey, buy an ice-cold Coca Cola!” Dale Sr. Machine. Next up you need to get the “I wasn’t asking, pal” one. https://t.co/TklFCCaUtQ pic.twitter.com/RPvEb2xqgg

— nascarcasm (@nascarcasm) December 26, 2025

Yeah… looks like Kyle Borg needs to complete his collection. He’s got the “Nice Dale” Coca-Cola machine, and there’s no doubt that the “Evil Dale” one would look perfect right next to it.The post Someone Woke Up On Christmas Morning & Was Gifted This Legendary Dale Earnhardt Vending Machine first appeared on Whiskey Riff.