“No Way That Ain’t A Brianna Robot” — Dave Portnoy Blasts Zach Bryan & His Wife, Samantha, Amid News That They Got Married

Dave Portnoy is chiming in on the Zach Bryan wedding news? I’m shocked…

Unless you live under a rock, I’m sure you’ve heard the news that Zach is now a married man, as news broke on New Year’s Eve that he had married his girlfriend, Samantha Leonard, after rumors have been going for a little while now about their marital status.

He shared a photo of them on their wedding day with the caption:

“Tougher than the rest.”

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And just a little while ago, Samantha shared photos of their ceremony with the caption:

“Forever.”

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Of course, amid all of the positive responses and “congratulations” comments, there are plenty of people who have continued to point out how much Samantha looks like Bryan’s ex, Barstool Sports personality Brianna Chickenfry. I’m sure you know a little bit about that, but in case you need a reminder, Brianna has spoken extensively about the abuse she said she endured during the relationship, and of course the $12 million she was reportedly offered to sign an NDA after they split, and the two of them have gone back and forth online quite a bit over the last year or so.

Brianna aired out a lot of the dram on the podcast she used to do with her Barstool Sports boss, Dave Portnoy, who also penned a diss track about Bryan with their other co-host, Josh Richards, called “Smallest Man.” Portnoy previously explained that he was never a fan of the country star:

“Yes. I was never a liker. How do you like that? I was never a liker. I think he’s a fraud. Every time I met him I was not comfortable with him. Certain guys where you’re like, ‘Ok I kinda like this guy, he’s a gives good vibes guy.’ This guy never gave that vibe to me.”

And he also revealed that Zach had once banned him from his concerts over a joke Portnoy had made months earlier about Brianna bouncing around between boyfriends.

So there’s certainly no love lost between the two of them, and since finding out the news about Zach’s marriage, Portnoy took the chance to point out, once again, just how much Samantha and Brianna look alike. He previously called Zach a “lunatic” for doing so, and I mean, there’s no denying that Zach has a type:

“There ain’t no way that ain’t a Brianna robot. Ain’t no way.”

There ain’t no way that ain’t a Brianna robot. Ain’t no way https://t.co/bM9xlyzii8

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) January 2, 2026

Here’s a photo of Brianna for reference… it’s uncanny, truly. She’s said before she’s done double takes of herself, and honestly, I can completely understand why:

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No word from Brianna yet on the news of her ex marrying a girl that looks like her twin, but if the past is any indication, I’m sure that’s coming soon…The post “No Way That Ain’t A Brianna Robot” — Dave Portnoy Blasts Zach Bryan & His Wife, Samantha, Amid News That They Got Married first appeared on Whiskey Riff.