“Enough Cake For A Triplet’s Birthday Party” – The Internet Is In Love With This News Anchor Reading Troll Comments In Her Broadcaster Voice

If you’re going to read the comments, might as well have some fun with them.

The #1 rule of working on the internet is to never read the comments. Somebody could put the winning lottery numbers in our comments and I would still lose because I would never see them. It’s usually just a cesspool of trolls, so there’s not really any point in diving into the comments to deal with that mess.

But one news anchor has a different way of dealing with the trolls.

Carissa Codel, a morning news anchor from Missouri, has gone viral – and won over the internet – with her videos reading her troll comments in her newscaster voice.

Several of them take aim at her weight, which Codel laughs off:

“Thicker than a peanut butter milkshake”

“I want you to put a hurtin’ on me like you do those midnight snacks”

“I ain’t never worked as hard as them ankles”

“Why have fake news when you can have cake news”

“She’s thicker than zoo glass”

“I bet she’s thicccc and tired of reading these comments”

“You look like you could survive a harsh winter”

“Enough cake for a triplets birthday party”

“Built like my grandma’s prescription lenses”

@carissacodel Can’t believe I’m about to ask this…. but please comment below your thoughts #comments #fyp #viewers #cake #reels ♬ original sound – Carissa Codel

But there are plenty of thirsty dudes in the comments too:

“Built for breeding”

“She’s like the only fat 9 I’ve ever seen”

“This is who Sir Mix-a-Lot was rapping about”

“You look like I’m about to get featured on your news channel”

“Fe fi fo yum”

“Brick wall? More like a brick house, and I’m looking to move in”

“I mean, she IS overweight. That being said, she’s an absolute smoke show”

“She would make a great single mother”

@carissacodel And none of y’all are getting a bite of my sandwich!!!! Maybe Jeff’s grandma… #reels #fyp #comments #viewers #fye ♬ original sound – Carissa Codel

For her part, Codel says she’s not bothered by the comments, telling the New York Post gets a kick out of the creativity:

“It doesn’t affect me at all. I think that they’re hilarious…

I don’t put up the extremely mean ones, but I like the insults that are very creative. My family is very thick-skinned, I’ve never been bothered by a lot of that.”

And clearly her videos have helped grow her profile: Thanks to the 14 videos she’s posted so far, Codel has racked up millions of views and nearly 125,000 followers on TikTok.

@carissacodel We could quote Anchorman all day tbh lol #viewers #comments #fyp #trends #fye #fypage #ragebait #anchorman #ronburgundy ♬ original sound – Carissa Codel

Now, first of all, people are way too comfortable saying things online that they would never say to somebody’s face. And I have a feeling some of these dudes are probably embarrassed having their comments read in these videos (and if they’re not, they probably should be).

But man, this is a hilarious way to deal with trolls.The post “Enough Cake For A Triplet’s Birthday Party” – The Internet Is In Love With This News Anchor Reading Troll Comments In Her Broadcaster Voice first appeared on Whiskey Riff.